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And he was right to do it!
You bring your A game when you work with the best that are the muppets.
Michael Cane doesn't phone in anything not even a phone call
Your options when working across from the Muppets are either Michael Caine’s ‘I am going to be the ultimate straight man and treat this like an RSC production’ or Tim Curry’s ‘I am going to out-Muppet the Muppets.’ There is no middle ground and both of them are hilarious.
Are you a man, or a muppet?
I wish everyone who was ever into knock down drag out fandom fights would direct all that energy towards their city council, I feel like that would transform society overnight.
like. You know how if you keep tabs on council meetings and your councilor says something dumb as hell and you not only get to call them on it, but grab all your friends to dogpile them??? and if you do it enough you can actually find a replacement for them who won’t say as much dumb shit and will actually allocate funds for the unhoused and pressure the police chief to stop lying? wayyyyyy more fun than going uncorked at some teenage rando with an untagged incest ship.
one time i was at a city council meeting where the chief of police and the mayor got into a screaming match, because the mayor had picked up and thrown out trash in someone's yard (an open, half-empty bottle of antifreeze (poisonous) that had been sitting out for months and it was now July) and the chief of police arrested him for trespassing and theft, and the mayor had to bail himself out of jail in order to attend the city council meeting.
You want drama? You want fic inspiration? You want to have an immediate impact on the world? local politics is your answer
Canadian version of Breaking Bad where Walter White refuses to pursue chemotherapy through state healthcare because it would be impolite, choosing instead to manufacture and distribute menthol cigarettes of astounding purity with the assistance of his former pupil Jessé Bonhomme-Rose
In canada high school french class we had to read a play about impoverished quebecois teenagers smuggling menthols across the US border to avoid taxes
i never imagined in a million years this shitpost would reflect anything real about canada
